The Teddy Bear Massacre

It was dark and the stars were still in the sky. It was clear and the moon came out of hiding and showed its malevolent self. It was so peaceful with the soothing sound of water behind my ears. The river also acted as a nice cooling system as I slipped my tail into the water. Ok well this is becoming quite boring I said to myself. I picked myself off my but bushy butt and proceeded to a favorite place amongst my species "The Rotted Tree Hole". There were fine ales every were filled to the brim with acorns " I lovvvvvve Acorns". Then I settled into Ecstasy. Days flew by as if they were moments and the room spun by as if i was spinning. Then I woke up in my groggy state on a streacher trying to gather what was happening then I see all the tavern folk on the ground not moving and then something hit my head hard and I passed out. I awoke poorly tied to chair with a bright light. The rest of the room was dark and then in the distant i saw a figure slowly moving towards me. Then it came into the light. It was.........A Teddy Bear ah ha ha ha. I laughed and laughed and as I laughed I could see the expression on the bears eyes turn into quite a neagative one. The Teddy Bear had his way with me hitting me with his stuffed arms in an attempt to hurt me. I held back from laughing pretending that he was inflicting excrutiating pain onto me. Then some drunken squrrils kicked the door open and ran towards the bear. They ripped off its arms and legs and left it there trying to stitch itself back together. They untied me within an hour. We ran away and then an alarm started to echoe through the hall. Many teddy bears came out with machine guns firing wildly in our direction. I slowly walked to one of them and ripped off his arm and stole his gun. I took out all of the teddy bears without having a casualty on my side. "Those idiot Teddy Bears with their poor aim and their small brains". We were able to escape and the squrrilco- teddyco war started.