The stars were out and the sky was clear. The sky was a navy blue and the night was nice and quiet. The boat was rocking and being pushed across the sea. There was nothing to be seen for a miles. The crew was down below in the storage getting drunk and playing Perudo. I walked down the stairs and yell out “were has all the rum gone!”.
Then with out a seconds notice of a cannon shot through right in front me. My mind was hazy and my world was all blury after drinking so much it didn’t really click in that my ship and Jimmy over there had being shot . Then the emotions of anger and rage flow through my body and I ran up on deck and yelled out “all handsssss on the deck?”.
Fire the cannon you rotten crew or at least that what I thought I said but it was just some grumbles. Launch the secret weapon crew I said and damn we scared em good. We launched the most feared weapon in the seas. Even my crew was trembling when I told them the order. We launched our spoons. Then I grabbed a rope accidently bringing down sail and swung across with rage guiding my blade. I landed on the ship slashing and stabbing my way with my eyes closed. Then I ran around in a circle and kept spinning with my blade fully out. Then hit something hard which I figured must have been bone right. Well I was wrong I hit the bloody edge of the boat. When I opened my eyes to my satification I won “mwhaaa mwhaaa”. Then reality started to kick in and the headache started. All of a sudden the sky went dark and golden glimers filled the void glass fell to the ground and I soon followed . I awoke later being very groggy and disoriented. I looked around and I recived some devilish glares. Then those bastards stuck me in a cage and through me off their boat! A day later after I cried myself to sleep and all hope had gone. I tried to keep my sanity by trying to play my hair as harp. Then wood smashed and I noticed that I crash-landed on an island. And if I haven’t crashed here before it’s sure new to me. I stuck my legs through two cracks and ran into a tree many times until I broke free. Then a coconut fell accopanining it was a whoosing noice and before I could move I saw black it struck my head and I crashed to the sand. I woke up again at a later date. I woke up feeling groggy with fatigue starting set in and I couldn’t figure out were it is I was. I decided to run up the island and back down to see if any life was there. Exhaustion hit me hard running on that sand with the beating red sun and the boiling heat. Then I remember The Coconut! I ran to were I was struck finding the dented coconut. I picked it up and then I smashed it on a tree. ‘Smash!, Crack!, Blamo!. The coconut was fierce opponent. Then I steped on it and tripped smacking my head into the tree. F-ing tree had to be there now a large bump started to protrude from my head. Then I gave the coconut one more smack and thank god it opened. I drank the juices and the feelings of being gross and refreshed at the same time. I then retreated into the shade of a palm tree to rest.
I awoke during the night to find myself caught in a net. I drew my sword with a gracefulness and then I realized my sword has been turned to wood. “God why have you done this to me throwing me onto this horrible island prison”.
After some more ranting and self-pity and came to my senses and figured I had to make some sort of shelter. So I look at my surrounding and saw some broken trees on the ground. I I leaned four trees together and then tied them with their own leaves. Then I had to find something to keep rain out so I collected a whole lot of leaves and laid them over it. Of course this did not work because a mysterious force was pulling them down and I would have to get to the bottom of this. So I dig and dig and I found a spring in the ground. Luck is coming my way today. Although the fiend that was wreaking my castle had to be punished and had to be found but that would have to be left for another day. I slip into my castle and close my eyes. Then ‘Splash, Splash, Splash’ that can’t be good. Then rain flowed through the sky resembling the power of a raging river. Damn that bastard that stops my leaves from staying on my castle. I curled into a ball and somehow fell to sleep.I woke up the next morning with some sniffles and not feeling so hot. I had to warm myself up. I took a stick and my sword and rubbed them together trying to create a fire. Although It did not work and a tear fell from my eye. I found some rocks and smashed them together and nothing happened accept from some dust that came from the rocks. I chucked them into the forest and something made a ear- piercing squeal. I moved towards the sound and I was a murder I killed it my evil side had come out the little critter was now dead. The squirrel was not even big enough to feed me. I walked around the island and threw it into the water for a watery grave. I put some mud on my face and sharpened a stick and the predator inside me came out. I darted to the shores and I threw my stick in the water hoping that I would get a fish. This dominated my mind for most of the day. I eventually just dropped the stick and jumped in the water looking for something to eat. I dived down a little and found a eel I grabbed it and started to pull it then electrical currents moved through my body and all my body became numb.